“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”



9 hours ago with 952 notes Reblog / via / source

grantaire2d2:

I feel like anyone who has ever met a puppy has some very basic understanding of marius pontmercy

tagged as: les mis;  i swear tho he is a puppy but a sad one that happened to;  be abused for most of his life so he just hides and whn;  he is called something he gets so excited;  FRIEND? FRIEND!;  marius;  



9 hours ago with 392 notes Reblog / via / source

Enjolras knows how it feels.

tagged as: enjonine;  



11 hours ago with 0 notes Reblog 

greeaaat i just bombed another french test.

tagged as: what the fuck;  you know what i am done studying it obviously doesn't do shit;  



12 hours ago with 13286 notes Reblog / via / source

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok
tagged as: she had a list on how to kill me when she was six;  'ah let's see how the meetings going';  ^why do they keep making useless comments;  'just kidding cas you can go in my personal space at any time';  yeah I deserved that;  well 1/3;  'i'm sorry i'm ruining your life and you might die bc i couldn't save you';  OKAY THAT MUFUCKER UP THERE IS A SPOILER?!;  



12 hours ago with 202 notes Reblog / via / source

prosthetic-dance:

theresalwaysdance:

blogforbunheads:

there is notHING MORE FRUSTRATING THAN HAVING TO PEE AND REALIZING YOU HAVE YOUR LEO AND TIGHTS UNDER YOUR CLOTHES

NON-DANCERS HAVE NO IDEA

YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF YOUR LEO, AND THEN ROLL DOWN YOUR TIGHTS AS YOU TRY NOT TO PISS ALL OVER YOURSELF

AND YOU HAVE TO HOPE YOU AREN’T SWEATING BC IF SO THOSE TIGHTS AREN’T GONNA GO BACK UP

tagged as: ballet;  



12 hours ago with 33819 notes Reblog / via / source

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn
tagged as: 'oh you poor fucker';  BUT IT ISN'T MORNING WHEN THIS SHIT'LL POST;  dickheaded bastard;  'jehan do you rlly think i got this there are too many germs not enough hand space';  hella cute;  because everyone is sexy!;  and damn son kyle is freaking epic;  



13 hours ago with 15516 notes Reblog / via / source

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m
tagged as: and i live in the SOUTH which practically is a 'praise jesus' society and i'm sorry i can't;  don't you say otherwise;  First Lady of France;  help help help shes stirring again in her sleep i had to pass her room;  please;  one more episode until dean's death;  'my food is problematic';  and knowing that he will not win her love he continues to be himself;  I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING;  ALRIGHT FUCKERS LETS GET THIS DONE;  honestly i could care less what the men of tumblr are saying right now i just want a sandwhich;  'i'm sorry i'm ruining your life and you might die bc i couldn't save you';  why;  XD;  



13 hours ago with 100 notes Reblog / via 

prosthetic-dance:

a rare breed of jellyfish called the Maya Plisetskaya. Here is it’s recorded behavior at age 61

Just kidding. But seriously, her arms.

tagged as: ballet;  prosthetic-dance your captions make me giggle sometimes what do you mean jellyfish;  she's clearly shooting comsic rays from her wrists as she mermaids away towards the motherland;  but yeah jellyfish makes sense too;  



15 hours ago with 10476 notes Reblog / via / source
Person: I hate musicals
Person: They're so gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'



22 hours ago with 19984 notes Reblog / via / source
tagged as: supernatural;  nonononononononononono you can't do this to me;  dean;  

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